Okizay. I was at me friend's birthday celebration this weekend and at her party, I contemplated the value of burning my jeans. Now, keep in mind that these were not just any jeans, these were a pair that I have had in my possesion since I was a wee (very wee), little third-grader. These jeans still fit me. Quite well. They were patched and held together with duct tape, the zipper was broken, and they were holey (in fact, the first time those jeans ripped was on the butt from when I jumped a fence). Anyhow, I decided that it was time these ancient pants (that I would still wear regularly) died. SO, as is tradition, we had a bonfire--wherein we dramatically--and tribally--set aflame my pants.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

.At my high school.
1. Morgan H. is there.
2. Brytson H. is there.
3. Jacob P. is there.
4. I have classes with Morgan H. and Brytson H.
5. I don't like Morgan H. or Brytson H.
6. They don't really like me either but since we are the only ones at that stupid completely unheard of high school who came from the middle school we come from...we have to suck it up and be friends until we have established our own separate circles of friend. and when that day comes we can end our unspoken truce and return to doing what we do best. ignoring each other.
7.They put me in physics instead of biology.
8. My advisor hates me because i crack my neck.
9. It's so small even IIIIII can't get lost.

Real Name
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K:Have a nice butt
A:is weird at times
Tne of the best in bed
Iopular with all types of people

(i'll put me nickname een toooo)

A:is weird at times
Leople think you're sexy
Iopular with all types of people
C:Truly believes in love
E:a wonderful kisser
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Username
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NEST IN BED
Iopular with all types of people
NEST IN BED
J:Likes to try new things
A:is weird at times
B:Fun when it comes to meeting new people
U:Really laid back
Tne of the best in bed
Tne of the best in bed
E:a wonderful kisser
R:Someone everyone loves
Feople totally adore
Leople think you're sexy
Iopular with all types of people
E:a wonderful kisser
S:Have problems trusting people
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LETTER MEANING

A- is weird at times
B- Fun when it comes to meeting new people
C- Truly believes in love
D- Have a big heart
E- a wonderful kisser
F- People totally adore
G- Deeply believe in love
H- Very good personality and looks
I- Popular with all types of people
J- Likes to try new things
K- Have a nice butt
L- People think you're sexy
M- Never let people tell you what to do
N- BEST IN BED
O- Likes to have a good time
P- Have a big warm heart
Q- Good in bed
R- Someone everyone loves
S- Have problems trusting people
T- One of the best in bed
U- Really laid back
V- Not judgmental
W- Very broad minded
X- Success comes easily
Y- One of the sexiest people alive
Z- Hated by many, confronted by few

dudes! what the f is up with all the "best/good/THE best in bed" shit? what the hell? no one wants that crap to come up 5 times! once or twice is funny but...seriously? can i castrate whatever lonely pervert came up with this?

[] - Dust scares you.
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[] - You are a smoker.
[] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[] - You are religious
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[] - You prefer juice or water over soda
[x] - You have ridden a horse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[] - You have done drugs.
[] - You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[x] - You love cars.
[] - Cats are your favorite animal.
[] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy.
[x] - You love to eat.
[] - Christmas is your favorite holiday.
[x] - You like the beach.
[] - You hate the color pink

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[x]- You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[] - You always use correct grammar.
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[] - You enjoy swimming.
[] - You have more than 5 pets.
[]- You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[x]- You have seen a ghost


TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[] - You have been to a strip club.
[] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[x] - You have had short hair.
[] - You know how to cook well.

GRAND TOTAL = 26

Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President.
48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out

.:FIRE:.

[] You have a short temper.
[] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[] You are very competitive.
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
[] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[] You often lose control over yourself.
[x] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[x] People have often called you insane.
Total: 5

.:WATER:.

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[x] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[] You think before you act.
[] You are good at breaking up fights.
[] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[] You are very generous.
Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

[x] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[x] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment.
[] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[] You rarely get depressed.
[x] You aren't afraid of anything. (things only ever make me agitated than afraid (unless its tyson or someone about to do a potentially life threatening stunt))
[] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

.:AIR:.

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules.
[] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[x] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[xxxxxxxxxx] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly. (WHO DOSEN'T)

Total: 9

.: DARK :.

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things.
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[x] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
[x] You don't talk much.
[] You are an athiest.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies.
[x] You love to break the rules.

Total: 9

.:LIGHT:.

[] You are very polite.
[] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[] You believe everything you see or hear.
[] You are afraid of the dark.
[] You hate violence.
[] You hope for world peace. (dudes. this is structurally impossible for human beings. it goes against our nature to have a perfect, peaceful society (we even unconsciously thwart all attempts))
[x] You are generally a happy person.
[x] Everyone loves to be around you.
[] You always follow the rules
Total:3

Looks like I tie between dark and air! which pretty much identifies me as a very happy-go-lucky psychotic maniac (that sounds about right XD)



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